Tee's top ten things that a mother is

10 an event organizer
9 a dry cleaner
8 a maid
7 a therapist
6 a negotiator
5 a teacher
4 an account
3 a chef
2 a personal assistant
1 a pr rep

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I have questions

My friends daughter asked me what do fish drink? I love crazy questions like that and my kids do it all the time. I asked my mom, do cats have eyebrows? can people with no eyebrows still look surprised? I just realize that my oldest is like I was and sometimes I tell her how she can drive me crazy with her questions but I did it. For now on I will attempt to have a little more patience with her. Anyways I am just like any other human and I make mistakes so all I can do is try my best.

late night emergency

late night emergency room visit

need I say more. Victoria woke up with facial swelling and I am glad she is alright but late night trips to the er are so so tiring. Question, why are kids always hungry at the er? Is it the snack machines. why do people pick their noses in the car? everyone has done that at least once, come on lets be honest it is so crazy, everyone can see you but everyone has done it before. you ever seen someone in their nose in the car then when they finish they notice that you seen them and they get embrassed and than you see them in the store.( I know that is me in a bag I spent half of the day thinking about picking your nose out in the car.)

Its that time of year again, broke at home watching tv

That's right everybody is broke from holiday price jacks on food, and gas and no one is shopping. Everybody is curling on the couch and watching their favorite shows come back and who the better expert than me the at home professional patient mother of three. So here what is up with your tv. shows. Smallville came back with a mild bang when we discovered what happened to chloe at her own wedding, and they brought forth members of the legion. Pysch is one of my fav's mixing crime action and comedy all together Shawn is crazier than ever and Gus still gives off his positive atitude and dealing with the side effects of working with Shawn. Monk the cleanist man on the planet is back on Friday nights too. I can't wait to watch this week as he tortures Natilie when he gets hurt. Needless to say I am trult waiting for three shows Degrassi, and burn notice and Raising the Bar. Oh yeah do not forget to watch The Game and Everybody Hates Chris to of my fav's on Friday too.

Bring on the Obama Baby

Out of all the news Obama is truly on top. With Bush leaving and him stepping in there are high hopes an expectations for his presidency. I haven't seen black folks this happy since Bill Clinton won a second term. The history books have a new chapter and it is barely written. For once they can say that Obama brought more votes than American Idol. It makes me wonder how exciting the next four years will be and if he will win a second term or will a woman step up and take the plate.

I think that my kids think that I clean for fun

Yesterday I was busy being a professional patient my new career not by choice when my kids decide that while I am one the phone talking with the doctor they could have a party for three and they turned my living room to a tornado zone. That had already been two times I had spent cleaning house behind the little monkeys so they must think it is fun to watch mommy clean with her bad back and all. So after I got off the phone they still were in crazy mode so I made them take naps and I proceed to clean again and after dinner they made the house look crazy so I woke up to the tornado zone which I really do not want to tackle but I will.I had to get an mri yesterday and it was creepy with all that noise but the pictures look cool
and my back hurts worse but hopefully they can see what is going on. Well Isabella is loving her glasses and she leaves them on most of the time and I got her teacher to think for that. I think sometime next month I am going to see her in action and I will record for all to see and I also need to download her walking on the bus by herself it was so cute. Anyways I gotta go eat breakfast and take a nap. Peace.

Some pictures of the kids

Isabella with her glasses

Victoria on her way to school

Alexander wearing his stupid Wall-E shirt

Isabella on her first day of school

there is just something around every corner waiting

I feel like my body is a giant pin cushion of pain. I tell you what the kids not only get on my nerves but they have caused nerve damage. My back issues come from Isabella, my sharp nerve pains in the stomach come from 3 c-sections, and now carpal tunnel. What's a mom to do when almost all her nerves are gone? Me I drive my husband crazy. When I leave to pick him up from work when I have the car I come 15 minutes late, ask him to do favors while he is on the phone with his friend, or my most favorite thing is to wait til the game comes on to talk to him. Being a woman is a beautiful, powerful and weird experience. You know your family and you can use it. Most of the time I use it for good but there are times when I am on my edge and I use my knowledge to get a laugh and it feels great. Moms it is time to be honest, I reminisce about what my mom use to do to me. One time I had pink eye not a pretty thing. Anyways I wanted no one to come and see me because it was swollen and all drippy and just yuck. So I am at home in the room lying in bed in my underwear and my friend busts up in the door. Yes it was embarrassing and she did it not only once that day but like three times. Come on mom in my underwear only, no bra and an ugly drippy nasty yuck eye. Oh and another time my mom came downstairs to ask me a question while I had a room full of friends so I answered her question and did what she ask and guess what by the time I returned she told them about me being 16 years old and scared of chuck e. cheese, how I had no hair until I was three, and that one of my childhood nicknames was Mooney. Thanks mom!!! It is really gonna be fun passing your techniques to my kids. So mom my story is enjoy being mom even with all that can get on your nerves.

Isabella is loving school

The first day she was scared she cried a little bit. By the third day she did not need me by the end of the week she needs no assistance boarding the bus and she does not want to get off. On the last day before vacation she was begging the bus to take her back to school I just wonder how everything will go on Monday when they return. I will keep you up to date.