Crazy thinking

One of the first things that boggles my mind is why does America always save the world with no help from other countries? In Independence Day the aliens attacked the United States scientists came up with a plan and proceeded to success first and every other nation followed. Then there was Armageddon and Deep Impact the USA again saves the world from asteroids with a master plan and men of courage. Lets face it the Us is not the smartest nation not the riches but they have power so I guess power is everything huh. I wonder in movies made by other countries who saves the world. Plants are alive too well they are classified as alive and if this much is true shouldn't vegetarians not want to eat veggies, they should eat some man made product to be fair to all living things I just wonder. Is taking an egg from a chicken the same as giving a chicken an abortion because you are stopping the growing process of a baby? Do lovers of all types of life kill bugs? I know it my sound crazy but I have been going through since I was a kid I used to ask my mom questions all the time like; Do cats have eyebrows? If a person has no eyebrows can they be surprised? and now my oldest asks me crazy things all the time. One day she asked me, "Mom, how are my new teeth going to grow, do you have to plant seeds?"

The stupid Wall-E shirt has returned.

To my dismay to all my careful tactics. All my paranoid thoughts, me searching through piles of laundry to delay my worst fear it came thrown right at me. I sat in a daze folding clothes like a robot of all things and it sat there right in front of me and him, for all to see. My fear was back in the hands of my son once again and yes it was like 8 am in the morning. The button was pressed and Wall-E begin to talk all night and day again followed by Alexander's silly giggles. I wish someone could save me from the torture of this shirt for I again am afraid of when the Wall-E shirt will resurface and it starts all over as if I am Bill Murray's character in Ground hog's Day. Please some one have a heart and save me, and by all means never ever put this type of madness to any child as a gift not even an enemy deserves to hear those stupid words press from that stupid button of that stupid Wall-E shirt.

A RETRACTION TO IWON, CAUSE GUESS WHAT

I FINALLY WON SOMETHING ON IWON.COM. Yes it has happen and unlike the lucky folks out there who actually won cash I got three limes and won a water bottle that says IWON on it. So I told my hubby and he just laughed and laughed at me because I have been trying to win forever.

Why do the networks bring all the shows back in the new year

AS if this time of year is not stressful enough even for those who do not celebrate holidays we have to lose our favorite television shows. Who on earth wants to see a 1922 version of Rudolph and no one needs to see its a wonderful life because everyone knows how it ends. Heck I have never seen it but I know that George is the main character who loves his life by the end. To me there is nothing wonderful about how much food goes up or how crowded everyday shopping is. For goodness sakes three people have died on black Friday alone. Sometimes the only comfort we get is at home which now becomes sucky because no wife can talk to her hubby too much sports on and the kids watch 24 hour cartoon fest of Phineas and Ferb, which you love but you have managed to see every episode a thousand times so please send us something to watch but to wits end it is all gone. This month off all months is a time of stress and adding boredom to it really makes tempers flare. I for one know that if you can keep family busy than it can be a much pleasant visit. And who on earth wants to play win lose or draw, charades, and the number one fight breaker spades. No one would have to hit the liquor if they could catch up on more than just the family reunion in Florida that happened 8 years ago, so please give us our shows back. Life is not television but television is a big part of life and seeing another person's life go to pieces makes us happy.

Today I share this post from my other blog, and it is not because I did not have anything else to write I like it.

Dear journal why do I constantly get harassed by

my kids? It is so crazy that as parents we are so proud at our children for the wonderful things that they learn from the environment and at the same time they take what they learn to drive us up the walls. For example when our two years old learns to pot pot they same to every second say they need to potty, so in turn every five minutes we carry said child to the bathroom and nothing happens they just want to flush the toilet and wash their hands. It only gets worse how many parents wait for that wonderful first time your child says mama yeah its so precious you could hear it forever, not. Two weeks after said child learns mama all you hear is mama and now all you wish for is another word. Hence forth the first day of school is a party to parents but with those hours of relief comes all so much work. Preparing clothes, the helping with the rocket science homework, pta, projects, preparing lunches and meeting with the teachers, so that six hour a day happiness turns into another part-time job for mom. Oh well all is well that ends well.