Problems and more problems

I know that I have not wrote in a while but things have been kind of crazy. I tell you what I have been through somethings how some people get nose jobs I do not know. In the middle of March I under went surgery on my nose and I am still in pain. The surgery went fine but I always catch an infection after surgery and when I catch one infection it is life threatening because I have 2 pages full of antibiotics that I can not take because I am allergic. So i can only take the milder class of this type of medicine and I keep an infection for months. I have one right now. But I tell you one thing I am a professional patient. The people who come to drug you up can't spell the proper name you'll know I do not lie to you'll anyways they come in and I told them everything I needed to know. She asked me was I nervous I replied no and kept playing gin rummy on my phone. I have to be that why I have had 8 surgeries in my lifetime, and 7 have been within the last past 6 years. I still need like 2 more surgeries maybe 3. Another dramatic thing that happened I am the fat woman cliche I hurt my back and buttocks again because I sat in a chair and it broke and I hit the ground, to my defense the chair leg was loose because my kids had been using it for a playground. Imagine my embarrassment as I had to tell medical staff what happened. This is worse than the time when I was in middle school and I spilled hot tea on my stomach and the burn was in the shape off a spill, to make the whole thing worse I had a bag of frozen peas on it when I arrived to the hospital and the nurses were laughing at me. I could go on forever about what scarred me as a kid but I really do not want to post all my life on the net. Coming soon for me next will be a video blog with my crazy kids playing they are hilarious so be sure to tune in.